“When we were young, Jaime and I, we looked so much alike. Even our father couldn’t tell us apart. I could never understand why they treated us differently. Jaime was taught to fight with sword and lance and mace, and I was taught to smile and sing and please. He was heir to Casterly Rock and I was sold to some stranger like a horse to be ridden whenever he desired.”“You were Robert’s queen.”“And you will be Joffrey’s. Enjoy.”

“When we were young, Jaime and I, we looked so much alike. Even our father couldn’t tell us apart. I could never understand why they treated us differently. Jaime was taught to fight with sword and lance and mace, and I was taught to smile and sing and please. He was heir to Casterly Rock and I was sold to some stranger like a horse to be ridden whenever he desired.”
“You were Robert’s queen.”
“And you will be Joffrey’s. Enjoy.”

(Source: hobanwashburnes, via goldenfools)

goldenfools:

The septon called upon the Smith to lend strength to Joffrey’s sword and shield, the Warrior to give him courage, the Father to defend him in his need. Let his sword break and his shield shatter, Sansa thought coldly as she shoved out through the doors, let his courage fail him and every man desert him.

(via ramenzilla)

hoboeroticmisha:

mangledloki:

ooc: I should not be laughing this hard

ic: [Makes the same face as the picture]

*SOBS*

(Source: moiraabsinthe, via furiousdee)

insulateyourself:

waitingonthecure:

this makes me smile; is it weird i find it beautiful?

I WANT A GROUP OF DIABETIC FRANDS

insulateyourself:

waitingonthecure:

this makes me smile; is it weird i find it beautiful?

I WANT A GROUP OF DIABETIC FRANDS

(Source: graceescott)

Embarrassing Bodies never ceases to amaze me… Not gonna go to the doctor but I will Skype my vagina on TV…

My HTC resurrected from the dead! Now i can Tumblr at work!

Woohoo!

Must resist urge to live blog the BAFTAs